I am Still Under the Gendarya Spell and I Need to Deal with It.

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I Could Not Resist

I saw this post in 9gag...

 And I just, could not resist.

Why?
Because Gendry.
Enough said.

I Like Random Shizz on A Song of Ice and Fire Because I'm High with these Cracks on Paper and I'll Write Them Because I'm High and I Want to.

Hopefully, this thing'll get longer and longer. 


Bastard Names

Snow - North
Waters - King's Landing
Stone - the Vale
Flowers- Highgardens
Storm - Storm's End
Rivers - around the Trident (Riverlands)
Sand - Dorne
Pyke - Iron Islands
Hill - West around Casterly Rock

I hoped that the bastard name at Casterly Rock was "Rocks"? LOL. That'd be pretty cool.
"Em Rocks". 

Houses and their Words

Great Houses

Stark - Winter is Coming
Lannister - A Lannister pays his debts Hear me Roar
Baratheon - Ours is the Fury
Targaryen - Fire and Blood
Tully - Family, Duty, Honor
Arryn - As High (with shrooms) as Honor
Tyrell - Totally not Gay Growing Strong
Greyjoy - We do not Sow (lol, just kidding)
Martell - Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

I Have Dirty Hands. LOL.

You can actually see up to where I'm currently reading and there's no need for my super ghei butterfly bookmark. LOL.
(nope,that is not shadow but my grime)

I'm halfway through A Feast for Crows. *sigh* After the storm of A Storm of Weddings Swords, this one was... uhh.. not exactly boring.. but close to it. Really. The plot's pacing is waaaaay too slow. Seriously, a whole chapter for convincing an already totally-smitten character with sex charm of some plan which would only totally fail on their next appearance? George R.R. Martin can kill major characters in less than a page.

I'm halfway through it and there's still only 2 Arya chapters with around 300 pages in between them. Yes I am totally an Arya worshiper. They have a lot of random other characters whose POV kept on cropping up. In the previous books, extra characters' POV are only present in prologues and epilogue.

I am so Addicted to this Crack on Paper

Yep. A crack on paper. I have to agree on Finn Jones about that. Not three days has passed since I bought it and I'm done reading more than a third of it. And to think that I'm really trying to moderate my reading...

 I'll be needing to buy the next two books soon. And here I thought I could hold it until next year. ARGH. 

I SQUEALED SO MUCH ON ACORN HALL... and also a bit on Stoney Sept. Yeah that silent fanghei squeal, rolling in the bed, throwing things everywhere. SHIT Arya and Gendry! WHY ARE YOU TWO SO FUCKING CUTE!??!?! 

*squeal, roll, throw* 

And Ser Loras too. Gaah! I don't think I like Ser Loras this much on the tv series. I mean I like him but not so much. And I also like Finn Jones. The thing was, he's a bit of a weakling and vain in the series unlike in the books where he's more knightly and strong and kirakira. 

I Procrastinate

A fanghei cannot help but shed blood (from the nose) for an awesome fictional man named Jaqen H'ghar  and another awesome fictional man called Gendry Waters.